Monday, December 10, 2007

Well there were a few Flipperbabies.

Flipper Babies... Fun in the whole family.

The fun mascot of evil.


E Devil.com

Bugman

no exterminator required.

Botman 12


Better then Botman 11 because he comes with wood siding from sears.

Bathroom Man


He comes out of the west, and the closet, to fight Female Man, the one with the man purse.

Metrosexual Bagman 2.0


He walks like a man, but the bag says otherwise.

Metrosexual Bagman


No sir... It's not a purse.

Backside Gesture

Backside View # 5

Backside View # 4

Backside View # 3


Pole Call

Backside View # 2

Shroud of the Backside.

Backside View # 1

From a view to a booty.

Anti-Eater


Even Anteaters have a vision of evil incarnate.

Profile of an Amish Killer

More Amish Terror.

Amish1


Amish People are scary. Evil and once the read this they will track me down, hit me on the head with a butter churn and then bury me under a barn.

Gesture 1

Monday, November 12, 2007

Johnny Luchmeat Freelance Spy Gesture 3


Lunchmeat up close and a little too personal.

Johnny Luchmeat Freelance Spy Gesture 2


Lunchmeat in action bowling shirt, kung-fu grip and briefcase.

Johnny Luchmeat Freelance Spy Gesture 1


A gesture of Lunchmeat.

Meat Lego


It's bad enough being a lego man, but being a lego man with the word meat emblazoned on his chest for all eternity.... Hell at least he's not a Ken doll, he only wishes he had some meat.

All Zim and no work makes me a dull boy


Another Zimuloid. A SIR unit varient that looks miffed.

Close.... Encounters.

You travel millions of light years across the universe, and you want to probe me where?

Minerva Kettlebottom


There is nothing sexier then a woman who is drinking a diet coke to try to convince the world that she doesn't have Homer Simpson's physic.

Augstus T. Manpurse P.I.


It takes a man's man to carry a purse, but it takes a man's man who's into men to make it look butch.

Monday, October 8, 2007

Zimuloid from beyond.... Something.


Zimuloid.

An angry looking robot of the Gir/Sir ilk who works day and night to ensure the complete and total destruction of all life in my refrigerator. At least all sentient life. You know who I mean Loaf of bread with an expiration date of 1983... YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED.

Spiffman Space: The new hope of the phantom final frontier revenge of the return of the attack of the search for the clones part II


A spiffy spaceguy drawn with the skills of a 12 year old with hand eye coordination issues. At least that is the style I was attempting to capture.

Mandroids and the freaky Albinos who love them.


A quick sketch of a Mandroid. Not quite an android, because it always begs the question "And" what?

When Staple Removers Attack 2


A few brief gestures of the assailant.

When Staple Removers Attack 1


A brief gesture of the stapler from my stapler 3d animation project.

No mater where you go... There you are.

I am here, there and everywhere.